May 2013
5 posts
tuucker:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK...
How to be classy in three easy steps:
spookyboodollprincess:
oddthesungod:
thefuuuucomics:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
yeeessss its baaccckkkk
April 2013
13 posts
tuucker:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK...
fuckmegentlywithawinonaryder:
things to keep in mind:
-you do not know the religion of the people who planted these bombs
-you do not know the race of the people who plated these bombs
-you do not know the nationality or the political motives of the people who planted these bombs
-tumblr is not a credible source
-terrorism tries to instill fear and hysteria in people. keep calm
-your...
Actress's Musebox: Cover Letter →
coughdrop01:
Dear Person I arbitrarily picked from the website or some general generic statement like team that oh god I hope is not unprofessional,
I am applying for your open position. Really any open position it doesn’t matter. I am a skilled person with lots of skills who is…
March 2013
12 posts
30+ Examples of Christian Privilege →
this-is-not-jewish:
This is specifically about the United States, but may apply to other countries as well. Some examples I would add:
You don’t have to be familiar with another faith’s scripture in order to “get” the allusions and references in the literature taught in high school English classes.
Your faith is used in advertisements and common parlance as a synonym for “good” or...
February 2013
12 posts
paintedprintedpaper:
cottognapple:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
amazingphil-found-your-blog-and:
consultingangelcas:
How different would the series have been if the sorting hat was placed on Harry’s head, and immediately yelled “HUFFLEPUFF!”?
Maybe he’d find the horcruxes faster
I SLAPPED MYSELF BY ACCIDENT
LOL 32,000 notes, how many of them understand the reference?
Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
Valjean: I have to become a better person.
Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.
Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.
butts-with-bro-shades:
mitunas-wife:
hellfirehotchkiss:
sheltymops:
SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).
POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN).
CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)
JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)
SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).
ARIEL (1890’S)
BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).
CLARIE HUMMEL
Megara (Ancient Greece)
Mulan (Ancient China)
Tiana (1920’s)
Rapunzel...
January 2013
20 posts
1 tag
